Seven Things Every Woman Should Know About Men.

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Men, the lads! The Boys! Reigning champs, patriarchs - depressed? Probably. What can I say about us hairy arsed knuckle draggers that the ladies don’t already know, we burp, fart, and don’t know where the clitoris is (the back of the knee?). Us men get a bad rap nowadays, mainly because a lot of us deserve it, but we can’t let a minority of bad eggs spoil the show for the rest of us. How can I redeem men?! How can I get women to understand us simpletons and all our complexities, and what can I tell women about men they don’t already know? Since women know everything? (cheeky). Let’s see if we can achieve the impossible.

1). Women are the eyes of nature, this is one you probably don’t know; men are terrified of women! Talking to a girl for the first time when you were younger was a bit like jumping off a building, except at least jumping off a building, you’ll be dead and not around for people to laugh at you. To be fair, eventually, you do get over this fear, but there is an interestin…